MAYOR SUES HIS ENTIRE TOWN, THEN SUES HIMSELF FOR BEING IN CHARGE

Guilty as charged?

An incumbent US Mayor who recently tried to sue his town and everyone in it was yesterday found sued in his basement, clutching a court order file from a 1 billion dollar lawsuit against himself. Lawrence Jefferson is considered by many an enemy of his own state, with public approval ratings that dip below the standard minus five percent benchmark, an occurence also known as iceberg rotonda syndrome which has raised doubts as to what he is even doing in public office.
In public statements he said he will continue to sue the town and himself until justice is met. "The battle has only just begun", he proclaimed.
Judge Rudy McCane said she would continue to process Jefferson's claims as long as a "yo-yo aloof" system could be kept in place. The meaning of this remains unclear although she claims to have garnered a satisfactory level of national pride in recent days.